As much as this whole situation grossed me out, I felt it necessary to make an example of a barnacle on the hull of the fighting game community, so without further ado, heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeee's Triforce!
It's a bit of a tl;dr but if you want to skip to the gay stuff scroll down until you see cyber sex afoot.
Also dick pics here - with a bonus artistic touch
I had the level at the highest difficulty
I'm talking to the Ref now with Twingalaxies and they are verifying it.
What's going on with you?
did you videotape it?
Nah the ref is here.
Lov'em you sick
How can I make you feel better?
this just did
holy shit this is the best hack ever
i'm crying from laughter
I just watched him at the Macy Fireworks
okay i guess it's gone now
come on Isis
That shit is gay
On another note I just perfected the DS version of Tetris Deluxe and got the world record for the most points in Marathon (endless mode off)
What do you think of my new picture.
also its my birthday.
happy birthday :):)
eh, just winding down the night
listening to goofy songs with sonic the hedgehog music spliced into them
I didn't know you listened to game music.
OMG, you're like everything I asked for from god
5 more fucking days
Do you have a laptop?
Because I can bring my compilation disc
it has stuff from NES - SNES all the way up to Xbox 360
I can format it so we can listen to it at night while we sleep.
yeah, mostly used for a makeshift external hdd
but it works fine
I'll make a disc then for us
Have you heard the Chrono Trigger SoundTrack
it's one of my favorites
What others do you want to listen too.
tales of phantasia
That's a good one
do you like Zelda
Ok then I'll put some of that in there
look at the time
Empress you should get some sleep
yeah i'm going soon, hun
Give me a good night before you go lov'em
I'll be here
i'm gonna get some rest i guess
night night, emperor
Ok Empress, Love you. night night <3<3
<3<3 you too
how's your birthday going?
Just woke up about a hour ago.
Going to take a shower and head out for the day, I have some things that I have to do.
Make sure everything is set before I leave Thursday night.
I have to go down to the venue "Digital Underground" and plan out all the events for July and August
Stop by the Law office
I have a appointment today although they are suppose to be close today.
a whole bunch of stuff.
I wish I could just relax and go out for my birthday but that's not going to happen.
I just decided that I'll make that day up with you at Evo. <3<3
I've been talking to Yipes about possibly helping you become one of the best Abel's in the Nation.
I told him that it was important that the Empress be a threat just for the integrity of the throne.
Why do you say that.
is that why he's randomly sharing all his speculative tricks with me?
i appreciate the advice certainly but i'd figure he'd want to hold a little of that in with evo coming up
Is it a problem that he is following through with my request?
Unless you would betray him and my trust.
by going around telling people what he is telling you.
nah i don't go around blabbing about everything
i don't have the knowledge to give people advice anyway, not about every little thing anyway, i feel like i don't know 1/100th about this game considering all the matchup possibilities
Well he has played your Abel before and he is very happy that there is a female in the world that actually knows the character on a intricate level.
yeah i've done quite a bit of studying
It was just sheer coincidence that I was talking to the same girl that I watched body Marn last month.
Yipes told me that it was you.
and I was like what?
I'm trying to talk to her.
He was like, "That's your Zelda"
and I was like, I hope.
So I asked him could he do me a favor and this was like 4 days ago
He said sure and that he was talking to you a little bit about Abel anyway.
so it all came together.
You should compete.
No pressure and if you don't I understand.
Apart of me doesn't want you to compete.
Just seems useless, it's not like I'd have much of a chance, I've never been in a fighting game tourney before, nerves might take over
Then Evo is not the right time then.
You'll need tournament experience first.
You can use Evo as a field test experience.
See how large the crowd is and how noisy it can get.
Support Yipes and Sanford so that you can experience how it is to be supported
all of that will be good experience.
You can play a few concept matches privately just for show where there is nothing on the line so to speak.
Just to put your name out there and start a little buzz.
Then next year it will serve you well.
I feel like I'm bothering you.
Why do I get semi insecure around you?
that might work
you're not bothering me i just got curious and went to training mode
then lost to a bad cody in ranked
i'm really not very good
and I'm not just saying that.
You just lack fighters experience.
However you have the fundamentals and the knowledge.
Once you get fighters experience you'll be godlike.
That's why after Evo I'm going to bring you up to NYC and let Yipes train you hardcore.
Trust me when he's done with you, you'll see what we are talking about.
online matches do not mean anything.
you said you watched me body marn, so when i win they mean something, but if i lose they don't mean anything?
keep in mind i haven't had much occasion to play with people in person
You're taking it the wrong way
At anytime Marn could have just went over dose on you and beat you.
However that is not what I was watching
What I was watching was your fundamentals.
and they were solid. I thought you were a beginner (which you are)
but I then said "with more practice and he will be a solid abel"
then Marn said, that's not a guy its a girl
and I'm like
No fucking girl has fundamentals like that.
Then I watched you play some more and I was like, holy shit.
Then without realizing while talking to you I notice that you play "Video Games"
and that your not a fan groupie who is just getting into video games because its the next hottest shit.
Then when I finally found out it was you who actually bodied Marn
I put 2 and 2 together
and I'm like...ok she's an actual gamer.
Then it all came together
I'm like, she's beautiful
a actual gamer
me being white sold you?
You're skin color is so attractive
I had a disucssion on live stream about it
I call it cookies and cream
I don't know what it is but ever since I was a kid, my first crush was a white girl called Sarah
and when I see her skin next to mine
my blood just starts running.
I just don't know.
Then I find out that you don't really hate me and that there is a passion behind it.
Remember I told you that I felt a certain way about you a while ago but I never went into that direction because I didn't know you.
but little by little I got to know you.
Now I do
and I'm even more attracted to you.
Then when I started to find out the depths of you it was really that which sold me.
You being white is a good part about it
but its really your mental and intellectual properties that most attract me
__________________________CYBER SEX TIEM_________________________
Your blood naturally changes the complexion of your skin.
You are reminded of the picture you just saw as you click it again to examine its size
wondering thoughts of how it could please you.
Your desire for it now conflicts with the fact that you know you will have it only a few days later makes you even more anxious
i'm so wet
you're killing me
Deep down you feel this is wrong but it feels so right to just give up to your urges
let your body naturally feed itself
slide you hand down your underwear and slowly spread your legs
slowly start to rub your wet pussy lips around spreading your milky necture around.
your goose bumps are a symbol of your body obeying such a instinctive desire.
Lose yourself in your own pleasure.
use your index finger and middle finger to trap your clit and plick it gentlely
use your other hand and wet the tips of fingers and support the wetness of your pussy.
Start to rub your lips faster and firmly.
your mouth starts to dry up as your beathing becomes more and more intense.
Your mind is filled with desires of sexual passion longing to be fullfilled
Then I walk into the room.
with my manhood hanging out just like the picture.
your heart skips a beat because your secret and privacy has been discovered.
I slowly walk over to you as you close your legs and try to hide your treasure under the sheets.
I finally arrive at the foot end of your bed and I kneel down and slowly slide my head under the sheet at the bed end
you heart rate goes up as you know what is going to happen by your mind wants to deny such passion.
you close your eyes and subconsciously try to stop the enveritble.
you hear my voice
"Do not deny yourself what you want"
then you feel my hands softly touch each side of of your thighs.
the sensation of my hands sends signals throughout your body. Your hands quickly grab each side of the bed as your body prepares for the unknown.
Your legs give way to the temptation and open slowly revealing the gateway to your treasure
You then feel a slightly luke warm silky touch to your pussy lips.
Then a sucking sensation begins, your milky passions is mixed with my saliva and recycled back onto your lips keeping it wet
The tip of my tongue flicks at your clit like a rattle snakes tongue as it strikes feverishly.
You take a deep breath surrendering to the pleasure. You head jogs back as your eyes remain closed. Your hands gripping the bed sheets tighter. The sounds of my lips sucking your pussy while the tip of my tongue is wrapped around your clit is enhanced
Although you can not see what is being done a part of you does not want to but you want it to continue.
The grunting of my task rushes pass your mind as if you feel that you are being taken agasint your will but it is exactly what you want.
You spread your legs wider and grab the back of my head inviting me to have more.
You gyrate your pelvis into my face force feeding me your hungry and wet pussy.
I reply by grabbing the both of your butt cheeks as if your pussy was a bowl of soul and consume the nectar
your mind is filled with thoughts of lust and pleasure
you start to perspire slightly as your body muscles start to tighten
your legs begins to feel various sensations as I give no quarter during my consumtion
You open your eyes to look down at me please you like a slave.
Thoughts of domination and power feel your ego during such time of pleasure
to your surprise I open my eyes and look up at you
and it startles you.
I slightly stop and pull away from your treasure.
you watch as the milky nectar oozes from my mouth still attached through a web of nectar
and I whisper to you.
Feed me more.
The thoughts rages through your mind you heart throbs faster
you place your hand to the back of my head and pull it into your treasure
your eyes rolls in the back of your head
you can not understand why you are being please like this but you no longer care
all that matters is the moment
You feel my teeth gently gnawing on your clit as my tougne rumiges around it.
Your leg starts to spaz out as you start to orgasm, you want space to enjoy the pleasure but I give you no quarter
I continue to devour while you release into my mouth
you open your mouth to let out a confuse sigh of pleasure
siliva slowly oozes out of your mouth
I grab both of your hands to stop you from wiping it up
and I continue to consume your nectar
drinking every last drop while now sucking on your clit
you give way to the restriction and sit there while your body is englufed in pleasure.
you can not help but slightly smile as the estacy engulfs you.
I gently let go of hands and finish cleaning your pussy with my tongue
licking every drop like a starving man licking his plate clean
I pull away
you look at me in shame
I walk over to the left of the bed
and I slide into the bed with you
I then sit next to you
you feel anixous
I then gently hold you in my arms
and pull the sheet over your body securing you into my whole.
you rest your head between my chest and stomach
you can hear my heart racing and my gentle words telling you to relax and get some sleep.
you succum to the offer and tightly hug me relaxing your body
I kiss the top of your head as I sniff the scent of your hair.
I love your Empress.
to be continued.
The internet cut off here.
what was the last thing you read?
What a fag